Three fast-as-you-can laps dodging orange-faced rich people walking their cats on velvet leashes. I can’t think of anything more fun than that. If your bike has gears, then you must pick one and stick with it as there are lots of fixed gear poser types competing, so we're insisting on one gear for everyone.
6 riders per race, 4 stages. Frolicking by the river afterwards and Northern Soul from 10pm-4am.
The winner gets a Zezaurian Headband - the hip new look for the summer.
Miss Vacant Eyes