Zezaurian summer in 12 shit pictures

 

Behold! a bunch of terrible pictures we took during our summer holiday. I think my favourite incident this summer was watching an old lady fall out of the back of a car, but I didn't have my camera with me so you'll just have to close your eyes and laugh at that one using your Mind's Eye.

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Please, could you get any more pathetic? "Oooh, I'm so old and tired! Oooh, won't you give me a help up?" You should be on fire.

I'm 30 in a few weeks and one thing I've noticed about getting old is that you care a lot less about your outfit and a lot more about making things easier for yourself. I like having my camera on my belt; it's practical.

I like how Wess has his big fat Ph.D., but Bill, still living with his mother, just has 42 regrettable years accumulating dork knowledge and a chronic addition to hentai.

Nice shoes, dickface. Do they make them for men?

This is what happens when you get old; your skin falls off and you do really lame things, like write a blog about it.

 On further consideration, you do look about fifteen -- which I'm not sure is good or bad.

Nice. Eight old people had to die just so you could sit down. 

It was still better than 'Avatar'.

I think the best part of this is that he's not even high.

There is something immensely satisfying about pissing on to someone else's turd. It's the way you can break it apart and make it roll in the water like a dying whale. I think it harks back to our hunting days or something.

Hitting women always turns out amazing in photos.