Guide to Zezaurianism
The Astronomy Dept.
This involves group expeditions to picturesque locations for long nights of star gazing, philosophising and drinking.
The Chess Dept.
Members meet for epic battles of strategy, cunning, wit, and drinking. And in Captain Drib Drab's case, losing.
The Literature Dept.
Whether you're a reader or a writer, this is all about the old ABC's, and the way they're strung together. You could be a budding Hemingway and share the outpourings of your soul with fellow members, or just a regular bookworm who feels like waxing lyrical about a novel that honked your hooter. Drinking is encouraged in this department, because as we all know, the world is a far more poetic place when you've got a bit of electric soup flowing through your veins.
The Bicycle Dept.
Members embark on gruelling, cross-country adventures and midnight mischief through the city on that most wonderful of inventions; the bicycle. Drinking is NOT encouraged in this group as it is against the law*.
The Table Tennis Dept.
Members assemble for all-weather training in preparation for the annual Zezaurian Table Tennis Championship, of which the winner takes home the coveted Zezaurian Cup.
The Music Dept.
This department is designed to encourage and inspire musical members into pushing themselves forward, and sharing their musical output with fellow Zezaurians, and for music buffs to discuss important records and make and receive recommendations.
The Survival Dept.
Members venture into the wild to test their instincts, bush craft skills, and general sense of self reliance.
The Dance Dept.
Members must invent humorous dances and perform humorous dances invented by other members.
The Tiny Penis Dept.
Ask Captain Drib Drab about this one.
*Drinking is encouraged.