And here is a picture of the winner’s bicycle. Apparently, when he bought it, it came with free tampons.
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No wonder it took him over an hour to get around the first lap if he had to keep the stabilisers on his tiny blue bicycle.
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The only girl in the race. Just check out those sexy, trim legs. Oh wait. That’s
Drib Drab – or as I like to call him “Mr Spaghetti”.
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This guy spent £2000 on his bike but
doesn’t know how to change the tyres. Still, at least all the
Hoxton cunts give him the nod of approval when he walks it along the pavement during working hours.
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What a worthless
piece of shit. I'd rather drink dog cum than be seen riding this.
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First thing: look at the fucking size of Conan
Keating's arm! Jeepers! Secondly, to the goof in the lead: buy some new fucking shorts you lazy bum-poser. No wonder all the
cabbies try and drive you off the road. I think I even saw a rogue
testicle flapping wildly in the wind as you flew past.
Eww.
Next race will take place in September sometime. Email if you want to take part. The winner gets a pair of (
Zezaurian) hair curlers.
Regards,
Miss Vacant Eyes
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